On Desk Divulging-- The Harrison Family's Computer Desk

My desk is a hot mess.

Thermometer, clock, piranha. What argument was my dad trying to make my placing a thermometer at the right hand of my computer monitor? I may never know. There isn't one or two, but rather three clocks in a 60 degree view centered on the flashing screen in front of my face. Nothing teaches time management in the Harrison household like a tick, TICK,  tickTICK TicTIICK TIIIIICKK consistently blaring at irregular intervals as three clocks compete to be heard. Piranha you ask? Who doesn't need a good scare to escape the vice-grip of Facebook. 

Meet Piranha Joe.

Baby pictures, books and bubble gum.

Oh these aren't three separate items. But rather a book of memories (a.k.a. pictures) stuck in a blank book by bubble gum.

It's amazing what you can tell about a family from just four things laying on their desk. You can often make a guess on how functional that family is. From our desk, I think all you take away from it is a crooked expression and a mutter of "dubbs - tee - eff".